Musiccosmos

I’ve never done a bikini shoot, nor have I particularly wanted to. These days, every second Cape Town Girl is posing for the ‘Gram on Clifton beach, looking all sorts of hot. But my butt has never been that perky, nor have my abs been that defined. But for this year’s Staff Fitness Challenge, the annual competition the people behind Women’s Health do to stay in shape in winter, I took up surfing . Every year, we also do a photo shoot for said challenge. This year, I was to be clad in a bikini. My moment had arrived! And I was woefully unprepared. My goal was to look something like… If I had this body, I too would be really happy to be friends with it. However, I am otherwise endowed and so in desperation, I consulted a part-time model friend (let’s call her Adriana, cz duh) about my lofty goals. She responded in kind: I pressed her for more and after a bit of back-and-forth gif-ing, she deigned to share her bikini-ready plan with me. I also consulted several websi...